on the bus with all my friends
stomp the yard
cute boys that are douchebags
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
Dramatic chinchilla is dramatic.
Wouldn’t it be great if cops in real life were like this?
YES IT WOULD!!!
Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.