CHUCKLES MD

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

stop:

human:

human:

why do girls hang out in odd numbered groups? 

becs they can’t even

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klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory