grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
reblog for the fact
can’t wait to own dogs with u
do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants
My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back
dream big, Otis
Those are your people Otis. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES
Fuck your rules son